The AI-powered math engine powering tomorrow’s cutting-edge business applications.

Have decisions made for you in real-time with D.E.R.P.

Piles.AI uses the patent-pending Decision Enhancing Reaction Protocol (D.E.R.P.) to solve your most complex resource allocation problems in seconds. Plug your existential dilemmas into DERP and get answers fast at the small cost of lighting up the data center by the airport like a Christmas tree.

Real-world ROI of 857%

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There’s literally nothing like Piles.AI’s revolutionary D.E.R.P., a dizzying array of nested if-then statements that utilizes vectorized matrix computing, dynamic real-time value caching, and olive oil to turn stupid, useless data into sweet, precious insights

Data Intake System

utilizes quantum neural networks to seamlessly ingest vast streams of multidimensional data and ensure efficient processing and storage

Structured Vector Cleansing

employs advanced heuristic algorithms to sift through high-dimensional data spaces and ensure optimal data integrity for subsequent analysis pipelines

Algorithmic Pre-Routing

dynamically orchestrates the flow of data through a complex network of computational nodes, optimizing resource utilization and minimizing latency.

Dynamic Post-Routing Cache Delivery

intelligently cache and deliver processed data outputs to end-users, dynamically adjusting cache strategies based on usage patterns and content relevance

Stripe Integration

takes your money, gives it to us, very important

Endless business applications if you squint hard enough.


Justify exciting new credit solutions and optimize default rates.


Meet pipeline goals, lead goals, and field goals without changing anything you do.


Prove the plausibility of your most absurd scenarios and seize the future, by force if need be.


Add exhausting micro-transactions and asset appreciation to every aspect of everyday life.

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